[Verse 1]
Paulina (she’s on the cover of a magazine)
Paulina (a woman in my nightly dreams)
Paulina (who makes me grin in any pose)
Paulina (I wish she’d take off all her clothes)

[Verse 2]
Paulina (well I stare at her pictures all day long)
Paulina (and as I do I sing this song)
Paulina (my father says to act my age)
Paulina (as I single handedly turn the page)

[Verse 3]
Paulina (well I paste her pictures on the wall)
Paulina (sit by the phone and hope she’ll call)
Paulina (although I know she never will)
Paulina (to indulge myself is such a thrill)

[Verse 4]
Paulina (she’s the big red apple of my eye)
Paulina (I wish she’d lay down by my side)
Paulina (but if she ever knew my pursuit)
Paulina (she would probably file a huge lawsuit)