If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
How I missed the show
Because I drink to slow
So pass me the beer bong
It won't take very long
For me to put down
Torpedo to the ground

Because drinking beer's to slow
Beer bong's the way to go
To go
To go
Don't drink, too slow

Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Beer Bong

If I want some beer
I don't want to hear
How I missed the show
Because I drink to slow
So pass me the beer bong
It won't take very long
For me to put down
Torpedo to the ground
Because drinking beer's to slow
Beer bong's the way to go
To go
To go
Don't drink, too slow

Beer Bong, Beer Bong, Drink it down now