Just like the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe
The Reagans had a secret the public couldn’t know
At Winterland his wife was wankin’ a kid
And he couldn’t let anyone know what she did
The voters couldn’t know about Nancy and Sid

I’m sorry dear but this is how it’s gotta be
You gotta kill the groupie and frame the junkie
No one cares about Nancy Spungen
And Sid will be on Rikers in the dungeon

If you wanna be the first lady, you gotta get rid of Sid
And make it look like an OD
Make it look like an OD
Make it look like an OD
Make it look like an OD (Make it look like an OD)

Hinckley didn’t do it for Jodie Foster
He was a Pistols' fan and a punk rocker
He wanted revenge on the First Lady
But instead he shot Reagan and James Brady
Everybody knows what Mrs. Reagan did…
Sid never killed Nancy
Nancy killed Sid
Now we all know what Nancy did
She stabbed the groupie and blamed it on Sid