[Verse 1]
We're not Thessalonians, y'all
But you've received some mail from Paul
Future scenes we've yet to realize
The doubts of skeptics can't stop Jesus
Or the things He's planned
And yet they're clinging to their stinkin' pride

[Chorus]
And do you feel scared by the news?
Then consult God the Father
And let's read through with Paul those great
Thessalonians' letters

[Post-Chorus]
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh oh-woah
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh)
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh oh-oh
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh)

[Verse 2]
Reading today you'll go, "Are these the last days?" I don't know
A.D. 51 was no different
It might take a little time
'Till the Lord comes back here, but we'll find
The Thessalonians letters called for it
[Chorus 2]
And do you feel scared by the news?
Then the Lord's our Gibraltar
He's with us through it all the way
Thessalonians' letters

[Post-Chorus]
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh oh-oh
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh)
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh oh-oh
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh)

[Chorus 1]
And do you feel scared by the news?
Then consult God the Father
And let's read through with Paul those great
Thessalonians letters

Wow!

[Instrumental Break]

[Post-Chorus]
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh-woah
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh-oh)
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh-oh-oh-whoa
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-oh-oh)
[Outro]
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-whoa, Woah-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-oh-oh)
Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh, whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oo-oh-oo Whoa-oo-oh-oo Whoa-oo-oh-oo Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(Whoa, whoa, whoa-oh-oh-woah...)