[Verse]
Made you over
Made you colder
Rewrote your book
Held a mirror
To your error
Made you a crook
Candy and cake
Dished up, we ate
Worshiped the cook

[Refrain]
Vice president of everybody, everybody
Vice president of everybody, everybody

[Bridge]
Ladies and gentlemen!
Deerhoof would like to bring chaos to you!
Play your ears, let them go free
Feel it, turn it up!

[Verse]
Made you over
Make you colder
Rewrote your book
Held a mirror
To your error
Made you a crook
Candy and cake
Dished up, we ate
Worshiped the cook
[Refrain]
Vice president of everybody, and nobody