I'm gonna join a county fair
A sideshow on the midway
I'm so good at gettin' hurt
I might as well be getting paid
Stand to make a fortune
Why be a fool for free?
When I can charge a dime for every time
They make a fool out of me

I'll be shouting
Step right up and break my heart
It's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me
So you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart
Hey boys, don't be shy
I guarantee it's so easy
A winner every time

Oh I must've been out of my mind
Why didn't I think of this before?
I can't help being a fool
But at least now I won't be poor
'Cause the boys will come from miles around
'Cause they love to see me hurt
So if they don't mind standing in line
I can give 'em their money's worth
I'll be shouting
Step right up and break my heart
It's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me
So you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart
Hey boys, don't be shy
I guarantee it's so easy
A winner every time

Step right up and break my heart
It's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me
So you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart
Hey boys, don't be shy
I guarantee it's so easy
A winner every time