[Sean Hannity]
Welcome to the Sean Hannity Show
Elections 2020
Who could possibly give Trump
A run for his money?
He’s so far ahead
It’s hard to see him from a distance
Squinting, looking for competition
To his 2020 vision

[Rachel Maddow]
Thanks for tuning in with me to MSNBC
A bunch of Dems, three Republicans
One presidential seat
How can the patriotic right
Give Trump respect at all
When he’s just the last piece
Of a Russian nesting doll?

[Sean Hannity]
Rachel, I’m tired of your insanity
Trump is a doll?
Let’s have this out, right now
Once and for all
Let’s debate this upcoming election
I’ve got time
Assemble your bеst crew
Cause I’ve got minе
[Rachel Maddow]
Trump is going down
I have a list full of guests
Comedians, news guys, political reps
Live and direct
No more subliminal threats
Now we’ll show you what we mean
By the “liberal left”

[Sean Hannity]
Alright, a little help from my friends
Go get ‘em!

[Steve Doocey]
It’s Fox & Friends
Up like the economy lately
Our guy Trump’s looking sturdy
Where Obama was shaky

[Brian Kilmeade]
The radical left
Is talking Communist-crazy

[Steve Doocey]
Bunch of clowns in the ring
Like Barnum & Bailey
[Rachel Maddow]
That was trash
I’m tagging in Whoopi

[Whoopi Goldberg]
Y’all got “friends” in the name
And yet no one really likes you
I’m so sick of the right’s views
The people need the right view
You never call Trump out
The way that you play it's safe’s
Like Area 51, scared to alienate your base

[Sean Hannity]
You’re making allegations
You really need to stop, though
We’re a news outlet
The View's a daytime talk show

[Rachel Maddow]
You call yourself a news network?
For Fox sake
It’s no meme when I ask
What does the fox say?

[Stephen Colbert]
I love Trump’s articulate tweets
Despite negative press covfefe
It’s almost like he could do this in his sleep
Here’s the clip of the week
Of somebody who looks like an orange
Getting impeached
[Ben Shapiro]
Stephen Colbert telling us
Who’s not presidential?
Go back to where your act belongs
On Comedy Central
If you want a safer Middle East
You better vote for Donny
He’ll take out the other candidates
Like he did Soleimani

[Tomi Lahren]
Trump will win in 2020
I mean, look at the economy
It'll be like taking candy
From a socialist wannabe
The libs’ political climate’s
Getting cold and stormy
Of course these snowflakes
Want to believe in global warming

[John Oliver]
Tomi, I know you’re always this close
To getting cancelled
But the only thing getting Stormy
Ends with Daniels
Listen close, Democrats
I know this is tough
But saying "I'm Not Donald Trump"
Won't be enough

[Ann Coulter]
Look, John, your critiques
Are never this legitimate
But we have a national emergency
Our president’s an idiot
Just take a look at every
Promise that he’s stalled
He can’t finish anything
I mean, the writing’s on the wall

[Sean Hannity]
Get her out of here!

[Republicans]
La, la, la

[Kanye West]
Trump and I both love money, y'all

[Republicans]
La, la, la

[Kanye West]
Other than that there's nothing, huh?
Dog, was you saying Russians?
Uh, you can’t tell me nothing

[Democrats]
Collusion, the only way that Trump wins

[Kanye West]
Uh, you can’t tell me nothing

[Donald Trump]
Oh, look at my African American over here

[Sean Hannity]
Huge fan. Nice to meet you, Mr. Snoop
I think you’ll be a great
Addition to the group
That MAGA hat looks great
And you were nice on the mic
Proves Trump supporters aren’t
Only whites from the right

[Rachel Maddow]
Ugh, how is that friendship even a thing?
I bet Trump got jealous
When Kanye said Jesus is King
Trump did a 180
Was a Democrat on the low
We cover the full 360 like Anderson’s show

[Anderson Cooper]
This is Anderson Cooper
Here in Middle America
Where politics have stirred up
A little hysteria

[Tucker Carlson]
Well I’m also reporting
From the heart of the nation
Where Trump is strong as ever
With the farmers and tradesmen

[Anderson Cooper]
There's a difference between
Trump and the laboring classes
Can you guess, Tucker?
It's paying their taxes

[Tucker Carlson]
But how are Democrats
Going to help their lives?
By making express lanes
For welfare lines?
They're tired of their taxes
Going to support immigration
And losing all their jobs
To the border invasion

[Anderson Cooper]
What's Trump's contribution?
Literal torture
Half the farmers are losing
Their kids at the border
With Latino children
He's practicing separatism
With his own children
He's practicing nepotism

[Donald Trump Jr.]
Nepotism? Nuh uh
What about Hunter Biden?
My dad's a self-made man, just like I am

[Eric Trump and Trumps]
Yeah, keep to the facts (whoa!)
The team is intact (whoa!)
Trumps are in the office
We 'gon keep it like that, bro

[Rachel Maddow]
Awful quiet there, Melania
Blink twice if you need to be saved
Let's hear from some electable candidates

[Joe Biden]
It's sad to see a broken promise
Coming from the Oval Office
If this were the Apprentice
Trump would've been voted off it
You want a real president?
No malarkey
I'll beat Trump like a drum
And overcome this oligarchy

[Bernie Sanders]
Look, it doesn't take a college degree
To get this picture
The working class is dying
While the rich get richer
What we need now is bipartisan support
Not billionaires trying to
Buy partisan support

[Ted Cruz and Off-Screen Producer]
Trump blew it with China
Made lots of mistakes
Those losses of trades
Are gonna cost him this race
He calls me Lying Ted
But he does the lion's portion
Cruz, you're on
Oh, Trump? I endorse him

[Rachel Maddow and Sean Hannity]
Ted, get the hell out of my feed!
What? We agreed?!

[Sean Hannity]
Bernie's a socialist pigeon
Warren has no chance of winning
Obama was awful
And Joe was only his minion
So Trump's a bad guy
That's your only position?
I thought all you snowflakes
Were supposed to be different?

[Rachel Maddow]
It seems you're confused, Sean
So here's a list:
Illegitimate businesses, immigrants
Little kids, illiterate
Sexist, racist, taxes
Twitter fits
Russia, impeachment...
Did I mention Russia?
Eh, you get the gist

[Sean Hannity]
There are many factors
Your little list won't show
Like how the hell your party
Will ever get those votes
You'd have nothing to talk about
If Trump did go, though
You could quit your show
Quid pro quo

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Trump wants to be like me
He should start with his retirement
We've got to save the world
And it starts with the environment
I left Hollywood
To help clean up the country
So if I have to, I'll be back
Defeating T-2020

[Kanye West]
Yeezy 2024, y'all. Huh!

[Rachel Maddow and Sean Hannity]
Riiight...
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