[Verse 1]
Luber, I want to hug you
I want to tell your mom to love you

[Verse 2]
You got your dreams
It's about the birthday party
And I've got my dreams
Whatever they used to be

[Chorus]
Luber, on your birthday
I will answer your one-thousand questions
Luber, let me help you
It will ease my conscience

[Verse 3]
What would it be
If you knew were saving my soul?
And what would you think
If you knew you were the toast of my town?

[Chorus]
Luber, on your birthday
I will answer your one-thousand questions
Luber, let me help you
It will ease my conscience