Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they're red?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
C.I.A. Man!

Who can find a counter-agent quick?
Especially the ones inside of it?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
C.I.A. Man!

Who can plan a riot in Vietnam?
Who can have the troops restore the calm?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
C.I.A. Man!

Who can buy a government so cheap?
Change the cabinet without a squeak?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
C.I.A. Man!

Who can get a budget that's so great?
Who will be the 51st state?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
(Fucking-A man! C.I.A. Man!)
C.I.A. Man!
Who has got the secretest service?
The one that's got the other sеrvice nervous?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
(Fucking-A man! C.I.A. Man!)
C.I.A. Man!

Who can cypher anything with zеroes?
Not well known but simply well paid heroes
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
(Fucking-A man! C.I.A. Man!)
C.I.A. Man!

Who can take the sugar from its sack
Pour in LSD and put it back?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
(Fucking-A man! C.I.A. Man!)
C.I.A. Man!

Who can squash republics like bananas?
If they do not like their social manners
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
(Fucking-A man! C.I.A. Man!)
C.I.A. Man!
Who can train guerrillas by the dozens?
Send them out to kill their untrained cousins?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
(Fucking-A man! C.I.A. Man!)
C.I.A. Man!

Who's the agency well known to God?
The one that copped his staff and copped his rod?
Fucking-a man!
(Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
C.I.A. Man!

C.I.A. Man! C.I.A. Man!
C.I.A. Man! C.I.A. Man!
C.I.A. Man! C.I.A. Man!
C.I.A. Man! C.I.A. Man!
C.I.A. Man! C.I.A. Man!

C-I-A!