My bed is gettin'crowded
They're rollin' on the floor
Two or three women
Never come back no more

I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go
I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go

Literature is sufferance [?]
Painting and sculpture too
How can i create any works of art
When all I do is screw?

I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go
I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go

The commies are gonna take Brooklyn
They're gonna take NASA too
The commies all make good soldiers
'Cause they never take time off to screw

I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go
I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go
I come home one morning
I really was appalled
Wife slubber [?] bed with another man
That I didn't know at all

I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go
I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go

I woke up one evening
I certainly was appalled
The only one I found in my bed
Was two of my former wives

I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go
I got no time for a dozen
Six of you gotta go