[Verse 1]
I needed something to eat
I took a walk down the street
I came to 318
Saw my sweet Magdalene

[Chorus 1]
Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh
Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh
Magdalena, sweet Magdalene

[Verse 2]
I went down deep in her hive
One year just turned into five
Night came and then it was gone
How did you get so strong

[Chorus 2]
Magdalena, just between us, oh
You're the meanest, you're the meanest, oh
Magdalena, how'd you get so strong

[Interlude]
Magdalena, Magdalena, oh
Magdalena, Magdalena, oh
Magdalena
[Verse 3]
And then we started to drag
Me and my Maggie-mag-mag
I begged her please no no no
She said she got to go go go go go go

[Chorus 3]
Magdalena, just between us, oh
You're the meanest, Magdalena, oh
Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh
Magdalena, Magdalena, oh
Magdalena, Magdalena