[Intro]
*laughing* Alright, this time, let's do- *laughing* Let's do-
1, 2- 1, 2, 3, 4 *laughing*

[Refrain]
Mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds, mother of turds (When you shit)
Mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds, mother of turds

[Hook]
When you shit on a mountain of mine
Your shit, it turns to shine

[Refrain]
Mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds, mother of turds (That one's good)

[Hook]
When you shit on a mountain of mine (Woah)
Your shit, it turns to shine (2, 3, 4)

[Refrain]
Mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds, mother of turds
[Hook]
When you shit on a mountain of mine
Your shit, it turns to shine

[Refrain]
Mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds, mother of turds, mother of turds
Mother of turds

[Outro]
*laughing* You made a mistake somewhere, it's out of tune
It's out of tune *laughing* Hello?