[Verse 1]
I fell in love so many times
And I've been wrong just as many times
I might be dumb but I'm not blind
Cause when I look at her I lose my mind

[Chorus 1]
I'm gonna move to the hottest place on earth
'Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there
I don't even care they got spiders everywhere
'Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there

[Verse 2]
I've packed my things, I'm down to go
When the fat cats say we all gotta stay home
Some say it's like the common cold
All I know is she's hot enough to warm up these old bones

[Chorus 2]
So I'm gonna move to the hottest place on earth
'Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there
I don't even care they got spiders everywhere
'Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there
I'm gonna move to the hottest place on earth
'Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there
I don't even care they got snakes up everywhere
In the ceilings, I don't care
'Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there
[Bridge]
We told the government to let me in
But they said "No", oh, they don't know
I beg the government to let me in
But they don't care, no, they don't care

[Chorus 3]
So I'm gonna move to the hottest place on earth
Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there
I don't even care she's got spiders in her hair
Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there
I'm gonna move to the hottest place on earth
Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there
I don't even care they got snakes up everywhere
In the ceiling, I don't care
Cause the hottest girl on earth lives there

[Outro]
I beg the government to let me in