(I'm ugly and i’m proud)

[Intro]
Hi otachan, it's ugly bastard
You might not know who I am, but i've been watching your show for a while
And now I felt like I need to write a little song for you

[Verse 1]
Girl, how you doing, can’t explain how you get me moving
I gotta know, are you grinding on Yusef or Assistant-Kun?
Yeah, I know they want that pie, but them n***as gonna die, yeah
And if they try to go and be me....then i'll (gun sound effects)
Better hope they never see me

[Chorus]
Yeah, she's the loli with the molly, she's into cocaine
Yeah she's flat, but she's hotter than propane to me. (Yep, I tell you what)
And I don't want your twin (that girl ain't right), you’re the only one for me

[Bridge]
When you did the Sword Art Online rap
I thought it was pretty hot
That’s why I like you a lot
And I'm the ugly bastard, so of course you find me all over at pornhub.com

[Outro]
All I really want is you to cum
Could we go somewhere and
I’ll put my anus on your anus and fuck it. (YEAH)