[Verse 1]
At seven o’ clock, I’ll take you to the dance
At nine o’ clock, we’ll be taking off our pants
Your parents’ marriage might be a mess
But we’ll deny the pain with a brand new dress

[Chorus]
It’s prom, it’s prom
I’m taking you to the prom

[Verse 2]
Beep beep
We’re going in a rented Mercedes
Just watch out for those dumpster babies
I may be hip but I got something hipper
You put it in drinks and it’s easy to slip her

[Chorus]
It’s prom, it’s prom
I’m taking you to the prom, bitch
Get in the back of my van, you whore