[Verse 1]
Long as I got my pistol, I'ma take 'em with me when I go
Bullet for every woe, trigger for every throat
Put me in the ground but I'll be back around
Walkin' on dry leaves and won't make a sound
Ayo, Billy got bars, don't gotta look to find 'em
Build up my bars like a zoo animal and live behind 'em
Vibration couldn't stop a UFO mid-flight
When I'm lurkin' pitch black in the woods at midnight, midnight

[Chorus]
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
I'm feelin' better, better than before
I'm layin' level, I'm layin' level, ten feet off the floor
When I'm light as a feather, stiff as a board

[Verse 2]
I just bought a sack of marijuana and hit the sauna
I'ma boujee now, I ain't Ubеrin' in no fuckin' Honda
Wouldn't take the Subaru to chase a kangaroo
If I needеd a jump from a mini-van for my soccer momma
I ain't takin' orders from prima donnas unless she's orderin' McDonald's
I can afford the dollar, get what you wanna
She poured me whiskey and said "Man, I'm honored"
I threw the glass, bitch, I need ice cubes like anaconda
Left the gas station with a tall tea and hot nachos
A glass pipe, a gold rope, and a Choco Taco
Trailer park Hollywood bitch, low-fashion hot model
5150 gets drippin' like shook popped bottles
Philosophical Slumerican Aristotle
Prophecies from a water reflection out a pothole
Half a billion sold, I'm booked and might not show
Creek Water Cinnamon's hot, I had to stop, drop, roll
[Chorus]
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
I'm feelin' better, better than before
I'm layin' level, I'm layin' level, ten feet off the floor
When I'm light as a feather, stiff as a board

[Verse 3]
Still ride slow like Paul and Kanye
I had to hire a mover just to pick up the pace
Drinkin' so much Creek Water I locked my keys in a safe
I had to go buy the scooter just to make it to stage
Got the people all actin' stupid and loopy, what can I say?
What I thought was a can of worms was a barrel of snakes
Then bust that shit open then, let's get it for God's sakes
Hear mama come yellin' "Beat 'em to death with a yard rake!"
Now picture me fishin' under a tarp on a dark day
Grease poppin' and sizzlin', a filet, table, and a sharp blade
Now picture these haters swimmin' around music I create
It's not a matter of if, it's which one will take the bait
So bite, fuck a bite, it's yours
You chasin' the beef? You want some ground Chuck Norris?
You partial to martial arts? Well chop it up for us
While I hippity-hop on this mainstream hit chorus like

[Chorus]
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
I'm feelin' better, better than before
I'm layin' level, ten feet off the floor
When I'm light as a feather, stiff as a board
[Outro]
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
I'm feelin' better, better than before