[Verse 1: Ted Leo]
Come baby come, it's so easy when you're used to it (x2)
Dum baby dum, if it's on your tongue then you're chewin it
Toes baby toes, it had baby toes when it was born
Nose baby nose, every baby knows the same sad song

[Verse 2]
So come baby come, it gets easy when you're used to it
Numb baby numb, cause all your life you're chewin it
Stunned baby stunned, right between her eyes theres two in here
Done baby done, in the abbatoirs they're doing it
So come baby come, it goes down easy when you're used to it
None baby none, I have found not one thing true in it

[Verse 3]
Once in your life you got sick but it did not change your mind
Twice you didn't like it but your mama told you it was monkey
And you came down cause you thought it was funny
Momma told you that it was monkey, but baby it's not funny any more
So come baby come, take my hand and we are through with it