[Verse 1]
All the girls in the bathroom, talking
Who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins?
My ears are burning, but I kept on walking
Smile on my face and an air guitar rocking

[Chorus]
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants
There's nothing better
Oh, oh, oh!
The girls ask the guys
It's always a surprise
There's nothing better
Baby, do you like my sweater?

[Verse 2]
Sitting in the back of my next class, napping
Got up, gave a speech, then bowed to the clapping
Told a funny joke, got the whole class laughing
Think I got a tan from the light which I was basking

[Chorus]
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants
There's nothing better
Oh, oh, oh!
The girls ask the guys
It's always a surprise
There's nothing better
Baby, do you like my sweater?
[Bridge]
Scanned the cafeteria for some good seating
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating
The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating
I said, "That's one thing I won't be needing"
And since I'm rather smart and cunning
I took off down the next hall running
Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
She said, "You're smooth
And good with talking
You go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins?"

[Chorus]
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants
There's nothing better
Oh, oh, oh!
The girls ask the guys
It's always a surprise
There's nothing better
Baby, do you like my sweater?
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants
There's nothing better
Oh, oh, oh!
The girls ask the guys
It's always a surprise
There's nothing better
Baby, do you like my sweater?