[Chorus]
They call me Dr. Worm
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm, I live like a worm

I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't hear the doorbell

[Verse 1]
When I get into it I can't tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Warne will play the solo

[Verse 2]
Some day somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name
They will call me Dr. Worm

[Chorus]
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm, I live like a worm
And I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums
I'm not a real doctor but they call me Dr. Worm