[Verse 1]
Brian and me, well
We both agree that
That penny loafers are absurd
'Cause I don't know why on earth
That you would take your two cents worth
And stick them in your girly shoes
And Dave replied, "Well, after all
Why not at least use quarters
So then you can make a phone call?"

[Verse 2]
It's finally time, time for our victory lap
Assembled to be, just one left turn
The Matchbox tires spin out on the welcome mat
And the firemen are tired men
Who can't put out the rug burn and they say
"Cut your hair short, and then walk through an airport
Well, you can dream of destinations
Cut your hair short, and then walk through an airport
Cut your hair short, and then walk through an airport
While all the while you're singing 'Good Vibrations'"

[Outro]
You're singing "Good Vibrations"
You're singing good, good, good, good vibrations
Singing good, good, good, good vibrations
(Cut your hair short, and then walk through an airport)
Singing good, good, good
(So you'll cut your hair short, and then walk through an airport)
(Brian and me, we both agree)
Humming in your head
Humming good, good, good
Mm, hmm, hmm, hmm