[Verse 1]
There's a certain thing that I learned from my friend Jim
That he'd make sure I'd understand
And that is that there's a certain way we all of us must swim
If we expect to live off of the land

[Chorus]
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

[Verse 2]
There's a certain thing that I learned from my friend Mouse
A woman who nеver blushes
And that is that most evеryone must always flush their house
If they don't expect to be housing flushes

[Chorus]
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

[Verse 3]
"Take care of all your memories" said Nick
For you cannot relive them
And remember when you're out there
Trying to heal the sick
That you must always first of all forgive them
[Chorus]
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

[Verse 4]
There's a certain thing that I learned from my friend Jim
That he'd make sure I'd understand
And that is that there's a certain way we all of us must swim
If we expect to live off of the land

[Chorus]
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

[Chorus]
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

[Outro]
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
Open the door, Homer, I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna hear it said no more
Open the door, Homer