[COMPANY]
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!

[MAYOR]
Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!

[COMPANY]
Schlip! Schlap!

[MAYOR]
Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

[COMPANY]
Schlip! Schlap!

[MAYOR]
Schlap away all day

[COMPANY]
Schlip! Schlap!

[MAYOR]
You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song
[COMPANY]
Finland, Finland, Finland

[MEN]
The country where I quite want to be

[SOLOIST 1]
Pony trekking-

[SOLOIST 2]
Or camping-

[COMPANY]
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me

[HISTORIAN, spoken]
I said, "England."

[COMPANY, spoken]
What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that