[Verse 1]
It's a world where you pay for fun
Some shoot up
Others shoot their guns
Combat crack on the people’s dime
It's the war on drugs and the thugs are the swine

[Chorus]
Even if you did not do the crime
You better lawyer up fast 1800-good-lie
You can't run from this ugly design
You better lawyer up or 1800-good-bye

[Verse 2]
Suckin’ on a dime when they scooped you up
Your bluffing on a dime wasn't quick enough

[Pre-Chorus]
You delivered your lines
Couldn't help but stutter
Your nose in the fast lane
And now your face is in the gutter

[Chorus]
Even if you did not do the crime
You better lawyer up fast or 1800-good-lie
You can't run from this ugly design
You better lawyer up or 1800-good-bye
Even if you did not do the crime
You better lawyer up fast 1800-good-lie
You better lawyer up fast 1800-good-lie
You better lawyer up fast 1800-good-lie
You better lawyer up fast 1800-good-lie
[Outro]
You better lawyer up