[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman & Aesop Rock]
Lice done came along
And pulled some strings to get that kidney transplant you been waiting on
The heroes fit to cheer up Kanye n' Kudi, and Weezy
With they eyelids closed and do the hardest yoga poses easy
Last time Rocky and Sandy was controllin' from the cockpit
Israel and palestine squashed it
Bump it from the wintertime to autumn; during morning, noon, and night
Til' you're old enough and never get another cold sore in your life
Lice is single-handedly responsible for spearheading
The conservation efforts that would leave the giant panda off the redlist
Revolutionaries in support of all day breakfast
Play the record for your mother she might let you get that Xbox
Unless you're hard of hearing unicorns should start appearing
Yetis walk up out the forest, you could score a jar of faeries
Solve world hunger when the bass break chains
Automatic good hair day for anyone in range

[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]
Who are they?
Say they name and the pain go away
Outta left field something off center
Skincrawlers make it all better

[Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman & Aesop Rock]
One track
Will make the one that got away come back
Run back with a rucksack full of rubs so that rugrats
Never run laps when you wanna nap
And all of that jazz, when you're strugglin' through a class you can't pass
And the teachers on a concept that you hardly can't grasp
And there's finals in a hour so you feelin' so tense
Bump the insects for some insight and it all will make sense
When I'm on the microphone teeth start whitening
Geese lay golden eggs, seas part entirely
Governments abruptly guarantee the peoples' privacy
And everyday you find your keys before you cannot find your keys
Two to make a'choo who could make you shake the flu
See the folk who owe you paper pay you by today at noon
With interest, drums that come with a sense of friendship
Will feed your shitty cat while you vacation in the Hamptons
[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]
Who are they?
Say they name and the pain go away
Outta left field something off center
Skincrawlers make it all better

[Verse 3: Homeboy Sandman & Aesop Rock]
The alliance for gravity defiance
Think aloud until you figure out what happened to the Mayans
You should try it while you overdose you'll overthrow a tyrant
When it's over brush some dirt from off the shoulder of a giant
Once your mind's blown, after that you'll never drop your iPhone
You'll be able to touch your index fingers with your eyes closed
For relief that's long lasting
Lice is Miami Vice with race-blind casting
You will be accepted into social scenes and secrets clubs
You will always have hot water when you take your evening tub
You will never know a boat that doesn't know the sea of love
You will find your favorite ever pair of shoes for cheap as fuck
Keep the rats up out the city till the water
Reachin' every chorus foreshadow an extra week of summer
Listeners are winning trips to tropical locations
And tickets to the movies and dollars out in Vegas