[Intro: Jake Shane, Alexander 23]
Well, Jake, you did it, you're a pop star
Alexander, we did it
I love you, man
I love you, too, but what am I gonna do now?
I guess it's time to get back to your podcast until Album Two
Yeah, but, I kinda need a new theme song
Jake, we just did a whole album
Please?
Alright, alright, count me in

[Theme Song: Jake Shane, Alexander 23]
(One, two, three, four)

Solving your problems with the famous person on the couch
It's Therapuss
So fun and relatable, it feels like you're just hanging out
It's Therapuss
He's got you on the hook
He's slaying and he's shook
It's Therapuss, Therapuss, Therapuss, Therapuss
With me, Jake Shane