[Intro: Snooki]
Bitch, it's Snooki, call me when you wake up
You were so fucked up last night

[Verse 1: Jake Shane]
I woke up naked but I didn't have sex
Backpack around me, no, this isn't a flex
Where is the weed? I need a joint so bad
An Advil, I plead
Is anybody mad at me?
Was I bad? Tell me
Is anybody mad at me?
Was I bad? Tell me
Is anybody

[Interlude]
Ugh, was I really bad last night?
You guys would tell me if I was, right?
I feel like I was really bad, I don't remember anything
At least know you would tell me if I was bad, right
I feel like I wasn't that bad, I didn't even drink that much
Ugh, don't show me that, no don't show me that
Please, I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna see
No, I don't, honestly I don't evеn wanna know

[Chorus]
Where are my girls?
I need to talk shit
I'm gonna hurl, I think last night was a hit
You rеap what you sow
And I'm sowing a mess
And now out we go, it's time to party again
Time to party again
[Post-Chorus]
Are you sure you're not mad at me?
If I was bad, you could tell me
Are you sure you're not mad at me?
If I was bad, you could tell me
Are you sure you're not

[Interlude]
I'm not going out again, what the fuck is wrong with you?
That sounds miserable, no
No, I don't want to, I feel like shit
No, I'm never drinking again
No, I'm not
Wait, wait, what?
No, they're not going
Seriously? Are they actually going?
Okay, maybe I'll go
I'm going

[Chorus]
Where are my girls?
I need to talk shit
I'm gonna hurl, I think last night was a hit
You reap what you sow
And I'm sowing a mess
And now out we go, it's time to party again
Time to party again
[Bridge]
I don't know if I can do this again
This drinking got me feeling like it's more than just friends
I don't know, I think that this is the end
But fuck it, there's this party and I have to attend

[Post-Chorus]
Are you absolutely sure you're not mad at me?
If I was bad, you could tell me
Are you sure you're not mad at me?
If I was bad, you could tell me
Absolutely not

[Chorus]
Where are my girls?
I need to talk shit
I'm gonna hurl, I think last night was a hit
You reap what you sow
And I'm sowing a mess
And now out we go, it's time to party again

[Outro: Snooki]
Okay, let's go, cabs are here