[Verse 1]
Went on a date
With a nice Jewish boy
And it, it could've been fate
But it was a damn decoy

[Verse 2]
We were two glasses in
And you leaned in and said
"Would it, would it be a sin
If we, if we were just friends?"

[Verse 3]
I thought we were flirtin'
A week was exchanged
(It was exchanged)
A drink you offered
But for the drink I paid

[Chorus]
I was in denim on denim
When you broke me the news
You said it wasn't a date
Just a couple of dudes
I was in denim on denim
Now I'm home all alone
'Cause Tommy Hilfiger loves me
But you sure, you sure don't
But you sure, you sure don't
[Verse 4]
I hate this fuckin' wine bar
I hate your gym bag too
I thought that we were somethin'
Now I just fuckin' hate you

[Verse 5: Jake Shane, Alexander 23]
I hate this fuckin' wine bar
And not to be a bitch
But I didn't come for business
I came here for a dick
(Can I say that?)
(I think it's fine)

[Chorus]
I was in denim on denim
When you gave me the pitch
"Can I be your podcast producer?"
No you can't, you're a bitch
I was in denim on denim
Now I'm home all alone
'Cause Tommy Hilfiger loves me
But you sure, you sure don't
But you sure, you sure don't

[Interlude]
And I guess it's not your fault
But this really did sting
Being gay is so lonely
So to this I will say
[Chorus]
I was in denim on denim
When you broke me the news
You said it wasn't a date
Just a couple of dudes
I was in denim on denim
Now I'm home all alone
'Cause Tommy Hilfiger loves me
But you sure, you sure don't