[Verse]
Got 'em back
For a fee
Has in mind, wants to be
Anythin' that you might
Wanna buy

Monogram autograph
Written on weekend pass
Got up on cul-de-sac
Takes a week for a nap

Hi, Diane
[?]
Just in case sets a trap

[Chorus]
Mmm, oh, mean red spider
Spillin' his guts out
Oh, mean red spider

[Verse]
Comes when you're not lookin' like
[?] (mean red spider)
Makes a bet, cue the night
Gonna buy a mean red spider
Write you with seven words
[?]
On a walk off the map

[Chorus]
Mmm, mean red spider
Mmm, spills his guts out
Mmm, it's by your window
Mmm, he's here to sleep tight

Oh

[Verse]
Monogram autograph
Written on weekend pass
Monogram autograph
Written on weekend pass

[Chorus]
Mmm, aw, mean red spider
Spillin' his guts out
Oh, mean red spider