[Instrumental Intro: 0:00-7:50]

[Verse 1]
Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace
Gone batty, running from the county police
Well, I hope you get well soon

[Verse 2]
Why, baby, did you have to do that?
Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman's cat... meow!
Well, I hope you get well soon

[Bridge]
If I were a registered psychiatrist
We could be together for all time
It's a shame you're on the lam
But I don't really give a damn
That you used a stolen taser
On that unsuspecting mime

[Verse 3]
Sick puppy, have you been taking your pills?
No worries, but you better head for the hills
Well, I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon
[Outro]
Soon