Everywhere I look I always see
People who are crazier than me
Gadzooks!
Gadzooks!
You're all such crazy kooks!
You're giving me the spooks
Excuse me while I pukes

Everyone's gone funny in the head
I went outside and this is what I said
Egad!
Egad!
I think you've all gone mad!
Gone nuts at least a tad
It's really kind of sad