It’s everything that I asked for
The reason I rapped for
But I take it for granted
Cause I’m an asshole
They said it’s a bad joke
And I shouldn’t laugh though
But I laughed anyways
Cause I’m an asshole


Zoan usually the type that’s so nice
But that usually flips when we discuss the asking price
The best advice
That I ever heard
Was that the cheese belongs to the 2nd mice
I cannot be that guy
That wipes your ass
And laughs at all your jokes
The guy that pretends ‘
To be deeply moved
And feel for you
When your buddy makes a toast
I ain’t gonna sympathize with some retards
That became retarded because they’re forefathers
Were gay as fuck
I’m not gonna attend your pity party
When you find yourself outta luck
I don’t got time to to babysit
Or vibe out less
Because it makes you feel more confident
I’m sorry not sorry
I’m Steve Nash bitch, I made you Amare

Might tell a fatfuck to go exercise
Might not disclose to a scholar
That his problem is he can’t read between the lines
Don’t be surprised
I know this may come as a shock
But I been this way since Shannon was on my cock
Tick tock
15 seconds
The clock is ticking
And I don’t think I’m ever going to stop
I know this might not seem Christ-like
But like Bon Jovi said
It’s my life
And I know I’m not going to ruin my night
Because of some faggots sporting a tie-dye
I don’t feel no need to be remorseful
I don’t need to share the elixir to being immortal
I’ll close the portal on your ass and smile while doing so
Funny when I became an asshole life became quite beautiful