[Verse 1]
Candy cane, fourteens, floatin' off Backwoods
Take you for a ride in a sky blue Bronco
When you act bad, make your man feel so good
Know I got a ego 'bout as big as Lake Tahoe

[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna be the hero but now I'm under pressure
Why it gotta be like that?

[Chorus]
Do my smoking in the morning 'cause I'm going five to nine
If I told you I was stronger than I looked, then I'd be lyin'
Got some dollars in my pocket and a quarter in my hand
You ain't safe bein' a woman and it's hard to be a man

[Post-Chorus]
Whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa

[Verse 2]
Layin' on the couch, you a baddie in your outfit
Usin' all the Wi-Fi, eatin' all the hot chip
Sendin' me a message like I ain't in the next room
You ain't gotta worry, baby, Daddy comin' home soon, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna be a hero but now I'm under pressure
It be like that sometimes

[Chorus]
Do my smoking in the morning 'cause I'm goin' five to nine
If I told you I was stronger than I looked, then I'd be lyin'
Got some dollars in my pocket and a quarter in my hand
You ain't safe bein' a woman and it's hard to be a man

[Post-Chorus]
Whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa
Whoa-whoa