[Verse 1]
I'm low battery, five percent
I reach for my charger and then I'm met with
Nothing. Not a chord in sight
Where could it be? Then a light bulb lights, oh right!
I lent it over to you
I ask for it back you say: "Wait, dude!
You literally just now gave it to me."
I say: "Bitch, please! that's my property!"

[Chorus]
Gimme my fu- Gimme my fu- fucking
Gimme my fu- Gimme my fu- fucking
Charger back (Please?)
My charger back (No, seriously, I need it)
And I don't care if your battery's low
The thing is mine and I need it so
Gimme my charger back (Ohhhh)
Give it now or I'll punch you in the mouth, motherfucker

[Verse 2]
Still you won't give in, you resist
When I reach for my charger, you grab my wrist
And say: "Hey, wait! I'm not finished with that."
I say: "Hey great! I need it back
The thing is mine, and when I call it home
It returns to me and leaves you alone
If you wanted to have a fully charged phone, well
Maybe then you should've went and brought your own!
[Chorus]
Gimme my fu- Gimme my fu- fucking
Gimme my fu- Gimme my fu- fucking
Charger back (Please?)
My charger back (No, seriously, I need it)
And I don't care if your battery's low
The thing is mine and I need it so
Gimme my charger back (Ohhhh)
Give it now or I'll punch you in the mouth, motherfucker