Quirky girl, ukulele
Pitch is flat and your tone is nasally
Christmas lights can't strike the mood
From your cliché-ridden doom-filled room

Oh, you're so sad, the look you've chosen
Draws in laughs 'cause you're only posin'
Can't you take on a realer look?
'Cause they're all just looks but yours is obvious

Oh, quirky girl, front faced camera
No one cares about your lazy stanzas
Say it's only just for fun
Then why you gotta show it to everyone?

Oh, yeah