[Verse: Value Select, Kyle & Aaron]
I'm the best at sex
Yes, it's true, I am
I'm the best sex man in all of the land
I fuckin' hate it
These women won't leave me alone
If I don't answer the phone
They come and break into my damn home
Sayin', "Boy, we need that dick right now"
"Get that dick on out"
"We ain't fuckin' around"
I say, "Ladies, I'm flattered"
"Step any closer, get battered"
"I ain't afraid to punch a woman"
Then they hit me with the tranq' dart
Best believe this happens everyday
Bein' the best at sex is gettin' in my way
And I've got no more time to give this coital bless
So I'll take fate in my hands and chop off my own dick (Whoa, no no no no, wait)