"Grey eyes, thin waist, loves to rest"
I met the girl of my dreams on the internet
My friend says she's fake but I must protest
Now excuse me while I go to wire some checks

She ain't vain like the other chicks that you'll see
Got a minimum amount of pics on IG
And they're grainy as fuck, my diamond in the rough
Her first text to me was "Let's fuck", that's what's up

I can't wait to get you to the States
How much money you need? I'll give whatever it takes
I'm so lonely here, you seem to understand
Please, God, don't turn out to be an Indian man