[Chorus]
Marriage is a bad deal for men
We don't get that much out of it
Divorce comes and we have to spend
Chances are, I'll lose the children

[Verse 1]
I got divorced once and I had to pay
Half of my earnings thrown away
She won my dog and she put him down
I had to pay for the procedure

Drain, drain my money away
I should've signed a prenup
She left me for a younger man
And now I pay their rent

[Chorus]
Marriage is a bad deal for men
We don't get that much out of it
Divorce comes and we have to spend
I paid for both of our lawyers

[Verse 2]
How'd my parents do it?
They stuck together so long
Oh, that's right
My parents fuckin' hate each other