[Intro: Richard Roses, Horatio Depp & Both]
Society's on the brink of destruction!
And why? Because children are the future!
And our children are terrible!
We gotta do something!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
2, 3, 4

[Verse: Richard Roses, Horatio Depp & Both]
Kids
We gotta beat the kids
We gotta beat every kid in the world
We gotta smack them into jobs and work
We gotta smack every boy and girl
Let's get together
And teach those kids to sing
And if they don't do it well enough
We'll hit them with a belt
They gotta learn the meaning of respect
And how it feels to be wrong
And the only way that we can teach the kids
Is through the power of song

[Chorus: Richard Roses, & Horatio Depp]
We gotta beat those kids into excellence
We gotta beat those kids tonight
We gotta beat those kids into excellence
We gotta beat those kids tonight
We gotta beat those kids into excellence
We gotta beat those kids tonight
We gotta beat those kids into excellence
We gotta beat those kids tonight
[Outro: Gregory]
Hi! I'm Gregory. I'm seven. And on behalf of kids everywhere, thank you for hitting us. It just works! We've learned our lesson, and can now look forward to a brighter tomorrow. I have to go play now. Goodbye!