[Hook]
Awkward
Public
Displays of affection
They're touching
Each other
In ways I don't
Wanna mention!

[Verse 1]
You see it happen at a bus stop
Or parking lot
Kissing each other in the drug store aisle
(Aisle!)

It's never the people you wanna see making out
Then they fuse tongue kissing
Go and hug for thirty minutes, like

[Chorus]
Awkward
Public
Displays of affection
They are
The reason
Public transportation needs
Disinfection
[Verse 2]
You got the weirdest shaped bodies that I've ever seen
But go and be with who you want to be

I only got one question for you street freaks, and that's
When will I find a girl to hover-hand tongue-kiss
Me?

Hover-hand tongue-kiss me?