[Verse]
The sunrise had left her eyes
I knew she wanted to leave
She tried to tell me
But I had one last trick up my sleeve

[Pre-Chorus]
I said, "Girl, I know when times get tough
Keepin' the love alive can be rough, but
Before you say what you wanna say
I gotta speak what's on my mind
I gotta tell ya:

[Chorus]
I break up with you first
I fuckin' break up with you first, and
Don't bother asking me if I'm hurt
'Cause I'm not, 'cause I broke up with you first, and

I'm gonna need my stuff from your house, 'cause
Things just aren't working out, man
This decision was totally mine
No, I'm not cryin', I got somethin' in my eyes, and

[Verse 2]
I've got tons of bitches and hoes, and
Need more time to attend to those, and"
I was kiddin' 'bout the marriage thing, wait"
Did you actually believe me when I said that?
Well, I was kidding, it was just a joke
I can't believe that you bought it, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[Outro]
Oh, I'm sorry, were you gonna say something? Because I actually have to leave now. Goodbye."