[Skit - Value Select and Logan]
"[Yawns] That's enough internet for tonight. Damn! Look at the time, I've really gotta... Uh... Hold up. It says right there -- Right there! Logan is online, playing "Overwatch 2". That doesn't make any sense. I just talked to this guy yesterday, he said he'd be sleeping right now. But that's the whole reason I went to that stupid party to begin with! This can't be happening! We were supposed to play that game together! And here he is, with God-knows-who, playing God-knows-what mode! Tell mе he's not playing Ranked... TELL ME HE'S NOT PLAYING RANKED! I gotta call him right now... Pick up the phonе!"

"H-Hello?"

"Hey, Logan! How's it going, big guy?"

"Oh! Oh, hey, man, you just woke me up."

"Really? Is that true?"

"Yeah, man! What the hell's going on?"

"I was just browsing Instagram. You wanna know what I saw? Your profile says you're online."

"Y-- No, I can explain! Listen. I-- I know that I said I was gonna be asleep, but maybe I just failed, you know? It's not that I'm avoiding you!"

"I didn't say anything about you avoiding me."

"Well, good, because I'm not."

"I don't believe you."