[Verse 1]
Thank you, Mr. Landlord!
For putting us to the test (I can't read, I can't read)
You saw us getting too comfortable
So you went and raised our rent

No, you didn't have to fix the sink so quickly
So you didn't, so you didn't, so you didn't at all
I said, thank you, Mr. Landlord
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, the greatest lord of them all!

[Verse 2]
I love building equity in a home I'll never own
Can I, can I, can I tip a little extra, please?
I hear you're taking your yacht
To re-re-re, to Rome

You spend my money more smarter than me
It makes sense I'd give it all to you (I'd give it all to you!)
You scalp homes and sell 'em for more
How do you do all the things that you do?

[Verse 3]
Thank you, Mr. Landlord
For giving us someone to hate
It's not your fault the economy sucks
But we'll pick on you anyway
'Cuz the groups we used to blame are now off-limits
You're the last ones left, now finish the mission!
Eternal rivals for all time
I'd rather bitch at you than fix up my life

[Outro]
Someone's gotta own the land
It might as well be a lord (Thank you, thank you!)
I said, someone's gotta own the land
It might as well be a lord (Everybody now!)

Someone's gotta own the land
It might as well be a lord (That's great!)
Someone's gotta own the la-la-la-land
It might as well be a motherflippin' lord