[Intro: Nick Eh 30]
I'm the king!

[Verse 1: PuqutaAintNoDJ], Wafflz
Nick Eh 30 ain't no king
My king is Waffflz
He is the greatest minecraft player cuz he is Wafflz
He has more subscribers then Zerpy cuz he is Wafflz
His minecraft videos are bangers cuz he is Wafflz
Yo we finally hit 300 subscribers
He hasnt posted in 6 months cuz he cooking up a banger
He is Wafflz
I dont know what rhymes with Wafflz unfortunately

[Verse 2: PuqutaAintNoDJ, Wafflz]
I look emo as fuck in this video
I dont look emo as fuck anymore
Ill break in your house
Yeah, Ill break down your door
My favorite artist makes spongebob raps, his names Glorb
Zеrpys profile picture is built like a flippin orb
Zеrpy has 200 hours on terraria
He probably beat the moon lord
Everytime I be watchin them Zerpy videos
I get hella bored
[Verse 3: PuqutaAintNoDJ]
His videos arent good its just bedwars
Over and over and over and over and over
And over and over and over and over and
Over and over and over again
This song is so fire, I dont know how
Were using a Minecraft beat
With a random guy
Called bananian swagmanian and thats me

{Verse 4: Waffflz, PuqutaAintNoDJ]
My name is Wafflz
I got recognized 6 times in public
Zerpy gets recognized by a random dude who likes to lick- *GIGGLE*
What he meant to say was Zerpy gets recognized by a random homosexual on the street that licks his feet
He prolly enjoy it though
Thats how he is
He be playing Minecraft and skyblock like hes a little kid
He be playin skyblock everyday like he a sweat
Because he is
Hes Zerpy

[Verse 5: PuqutaAintNoDJ]
Zerpy only has 3 subscribers if you can count
Cuz 3-300
I dont know what that is
I need to make sure Waffflz doesnt eat my dog