[Intro: Jay IDK (As Ed)]
I’ma smoke when I wanna
Shoot when I wanna
I’ma get high when I wanna
High when I wanna

[Verse 1: Jay IDK (As Matt)]
Blowing on reefer thinking of things to do (Woo)
My life is a pool of shit, I’ll admit
Hurry up and admit me into the psyche ward of a hospital (Woo)
‘Cause I’ll probably snap and take off your cap
I hold captive a captain until that (unintelligible) I’m clappin’
You can barely hear captain scream from how loud I am laughing (Ahahahaha)
And this loud that I am puffing keeps influencing shit
It’s probably ‘cause I dipped it in all these fluids and shit
My mind’s fucked up
The goop got me dumbed down
I’m feeling like ripping off all my (unintelligible) while I run around
The cause of this action verb is result of a proper noun
And if I don’t have my proper fixing of I’d be fucking bound (to rob a n***a)
Shit, I would probably even kill a n***a over it
The only thing I wouldn’t do is probably suck a dick
I’ll leave it to the crackheads
Matter of fact, speaking of them, there goes my man Ed
Yo Ed!
[Verse 2: Jay IDK (As Ed)
Yo, Matt!
You got another jack?
And not a dick one, you know I don’t fuck with that
Where’s the crack? (Jon got it)
Really? Well I’m on it
I’ll do whatever I gotta do, let’s be honest
If a baby was inside of a cradle left unattended
I would flip it over, steal it, and flip it to get a fixing
If the fixing that I mentioned was finished or insufficient
I would grab the baby call the parents and threaten to kill it for the digits
I’d fuck a fat midget if she told me she would give me crack crumbs after I hit it
Don’t you dare try to judge me, yeah we know this shit is sickening
But the itch-I’m-itching’s coming from the voices of addiction

[Outro: Jay IDK (As Ed)
I’ma smoke when I wanna, (A-motherfucking-ddiction)
Shoot when I wanna. (A-motherfucking-ddiction)
I’ma get high when I wanna, (A-motherfucking-ddiction)
High when I wanna. (A-motherfucking-ddiction)
N***a, I’ma smoke when I wanna, (A-motherfucking-ddiction)
Shoot when I wanna. (A-motherfucking-ddiction)
I’ma get high when I wanna, (A-motherfucking-ddiction)
High when I wanna. (A-motherfucking-ddiction)