I met a little lady - not long ago
Forgot the town - but we had a nifty show
She had kinky ways, oh glory me
She wouldn't say her name - i called her jelly bean

Oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean
When it comes to lovin' you're a mighty queen
Oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean
You're a mean machine you got obscene routines
I wanna make sweet love to you

We got along so perfectly
Fitted like a speedo for guarantee!
Her seduction needed no instruction
We were tossin' and turnin', backstage was burning!

Oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean
When it comes to lovin' you're a mighty queen
Oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean
You're a mean machine you got obscene routines
I wanna make sweet love to you

Jelly bean, my jelly bean, still yearning for your jelly cream
My high price lawyer says i'm a fool
But i just cannot stop thinking of you

Oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean
When it comes to lovin' you're a mighty queen
Oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean
You're a mean machine you got obscene routines
I wanna make sweet love to you

I ain't got your number, don't know your city
So here's my little ditty
And if you do need another screw
You know just what i'll do

He's gonna make sweet love to you
I'm gonna make sweet love to you!