[Intro]
(Ah, you're a monster)
Yo, it's been a minute since I was slaughtering
But Kufis called and said it's Rap History Month
They're honoring all the legends
Allegedly everyone in the audience
Thought I oughta be the one to honor Em'
So, I gotta then, fuck, man, I hope I do it justice (Fuck, fuck)


[Verse 1]
Lemme dust this mic off with a little bit of Lysol and a white cloth
Then I'm busting, what better way to pay homage
Than rhyming on Eminem and Dre beats?
I'm bombing them like Putin to Ukraine
Saddam Hussein and Bin Ladin, bombs away
No time to play or go, potty-training all you toddlers
My generation is way too lazy, Roe v. Wade and a condom
Would have saved us from these rapping babies
Y'all are disgracing the Founding Fathers
"It's crazy how we dumbed it down"
Just to make a few dollars, so, I take 'em to college (College, college)
Everybody wanna see a spitter, so, I let it spray
The syllables accelerating quicker than a particle
Colliding with an atom, automatic, man, I'm adamant
It's magic when I'm at it, in my hat, I got a rabbit
So, the Vatican is mad again, I'm never gonna let up, wait
I never been afraid to the pen to page, a renegade
I'm all about the sentiment, I'm hotter than a hundred fucking centigrade
Disintegrating people when I send a ray of venom and they panic
As they're heading for the interstate, erratic, and they're tryna get away
They're going manic, but I'm never gonna let up
Man, I probably should be medicated, sicker than a killer
Now my body count is elevating, someone go and tell the haters
I'ma put their body in the shredder, then I relegate 'em
Little bit demented when I'm chopping up the enemy
But then again, I think it should be celebrated
Motherfuckers looking at the G.O.A.T I been the greatest since
[Outro]
Ah, man, stop