[Verse 1: Jack Maynard]
Okay, here we go again, I'm stuck here with a friend
I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin
'Cause she got way more hair than I do growing on the chin
This ain't the army where the bombs meet
In her teeth she's got salami, maybe broccoli
I'ma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie
Look like she been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but, oh my god
She just whispered in my ear, "I think you're hot" (I think you're hot!)
I should whisper in her ear, "I think you're not" (I think you're not!)
She said, "Let's call a cab", I'd rather call the cops
Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog (Ew)
Girl, I don't wanna be no hero like Superman saving people
No, I don't wanna meet your parents even if it's Robert DeNiro
But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle
I got you homie, it is not a problem

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot but mine's so hot, I need this favour
Need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot but mine's so hot, I need this favour
Need you to jump on this grenade
[Verse 2: Jack Maynard]
Can someone save me? Can someone help me?
'Cause girl gon' need more than a filter to take a selfie
Guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter and didn't tell me
And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy
(I mean that is literally incest)
But mamma didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her
Close my eyes, about to kiss her, ugh, I can't do it, man, I'm sorry

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot but mine's so hot, I need this favour
Need you to jump on this grenade
I know I'm asking a lot but mine's so hot, I need this favour
Need you to jump on this grenade

[Bridge: Conor Maynard]
So please don't go 'cause I can't do this alone
Well I could, but I won't 'cause a threesome would be gross
Oh, please don't go 'cause I can't do this alone
It don't have to last too long just enough for me to cum

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me (Oh, I'm coming, my baby)
Yeah, I need you (Ooh-hoo) to stay strong (Stay strong for me) in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot (A lot) but mine's so hot (So hot), I need this favour (Oh, I need)
Need you to jump on (I need, I need) this grenade (Ooh, can you jump on now? Can you jump on now?)
I know I'm asking a lot (Someday) but mine's so hot, (Ooh, please) I need this favour
Need you to jump on this grenade