[Intro: IAMJAYCE & LIL IQ]
Stopped me in the meeting, just to AirDrop me some n***s
Hot water, hot shower, hot, hot
Ayy, yuh (LIL IQ comin' off the block with your girl)
LIL IQ, yuh (Hey)
Mistakes Were Made, fool, yuh (Huh?)
Yuh, hey

[Verse 1: LIL IQ]
Like Vin Diesel, my money is illegal
Yeah, I assault your chick, so you can call me Steven Seagal
They say I’m awfully gleeful, pullin’ war crimes on the people
Stick up the store for a bag of Doritos, yuh
Don’t stop, it’s my time of the month
Yeah, I call that chick a *gasp*, then get kicked in the nuts, ayy
Yeah, I flex a lot, Mr. Noodles in my pot
They ask how much I drop, I tell them “melting asphalt”, yuh, yuh
Oh man, don’t grow up, I’m Peter Pan
I just popped a Xan in my ass, because I can
Like I’m Ashlee, get caught sinning, then I do the dance, yuh
$5 stripper, tell that chick take off her pants, yuh, yuh
She’s a man, so I zoomed, yeah, I ran, yuh
Gangs are gettin’ boring, so we the Santa Clan, yuh
Halfway on my drive to school, kicked out my Dad’s van
‘Cause he got me snortin’ coke on the dashboard again, yuh, yuh
[Chorus: LIL IQ]
New chick, hop in a golden shower
New whip, crash it in about an hour
Cops came, so I had to switch the pattern
And I’m ‘boutta disappoint, so you can call me Chance the Rapper, yuh

[Verse 2: LIL IQ]
This my big day, I just found out, I got AIDS, ayy, ayy
Domestic violence, yeah, I’m pullin’ on her braids, ayy, ayy
Chris Brown, we run it, don’t mess around
I be like X, rollin’ through a black town, ayy (I hate blacks, ayy)
I hate blacks, we the master race, it’s fact
I’m not racist, boy, ‘cause I got the pass (I got the n-word pass)
Give that chick a number, yeah, she’s a prisoner
Took her down to Auschwitz, just so I could finish her, ayy

[Chorus: LIL IQ]
New chick, hop in a golden shower
New whip, crash it in about an hour
Cops came, so I had to switch the pattern
And I’m ‘boutta disappoint, so you can call me Chance the Rapper, yuh
New chick, hop in a golden shower
New whip, crash it in about an hour
Cops came, so I had to switch the pattern
And I’m ‘boutta disappoint, so you can call me Chance the Rapper, yuh
[Verse 3: LIL IQ]
I don’t get it, I make tracks, but I don’t get hits (No, I don't)
Go to prison, they told me to start splittin’
So I didn’t, ended up with an incision (Oh no)
Each and every week, nobody would ever visit (Woah, woah)
Now I’m out, stick my penis in her mouth
Now I’m back, yeah, so what she was 12?
All females, they tell me to go to hell
I just say “I’m ‘bout to, I got AIDS, wish me well”

[Interlude: LIL IQ]
Or, at least, that’s what my doctor told me
(LIL IQ, what happened?) Don’t ask me how I got it, okay?
The warden already knows about that, yuh

[Chorus: LIL IQ]
New chick, hop in a golden shower
New whip, crash it in about an hour
Cops came, so I had to switch the pattern
And I’m ‘boutta disappoint, so you can call me Chance the Rapper, yuh
New chick, hop in a golden shower
New whip, crash it in about an hour
Cops came, so I had to switch the pattern
And I’m ‘boutta disappoint, so you can call me Chance the Rapper, yuh