[Spoken]
OK, boys, let's do it

I'm your back door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
They call me the back door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I keep the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play

Well, I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year, once a year
I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year, ha
I come runnin' with my presents
Every time you call me, dear

I keep some change in my pocket, when the children come on home
I give 'em a few pennies so we can be alone
I keep the back door open in case anybody smells a mouse
'Cause Johnny is in trouble if there ain't a chimney in the house

Uh, oh! Gonna be some trouble boys!
Hey, Rudolph! Richard, get me out of here!

They call me the back door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
They call me the back door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I keep the little girls happy, ha
While the boys are out to play
They hear me say:
Ho, ho, ho, ho (Ho, ho, ho, ho)
Hey, hey, hey, hey (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Ho, ho, ho, ho (Ho, ho, ho, ho)
Hey, hey, hey, hey (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Ho, ho, ho, ho (Ho, ho, ho, ho)
Hey, hey, hey, hey (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Ho, ho, ho, ho (Ho, ho, ho, ho)
Hey, hey, hey, hey (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Ho, ho, ho, ho (Ho, ho, ho, ho)
Hey, hey, hey, hey (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Ho, ho, ho, ho (Ho, ho, ho, ho)
Merry Christmas, everybody, ooh, yeah
Merry Christmas, y'all