[Spoken Intro: STILL RIFT]
Yeah I'mma start practically immediately

[Verse 1: STILL RIFT]
So gather 'round
We're the new fools in town
And the sounds laid down by the underground
We'll drink up all the whiskey that you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is STILL RIFT
Pronounced with the napalm
Keep calm and carry on
Right arm a Megatron
Blueprint of Babylon
Silent Tetra-Grammaton, the false alarm
Chicken Little wolf ticket bought the farm
Foxes in the hen house
Cock fight, get the money like curls
A betting man wins but lose thе girls
Midnight in a perfect world
Building steam with grains of salt
Shadow o' thе avalanche
Shift the plate, and dodge the fault
Split hair to Albuquerque
Call Saul for the rabbit stew
Slippin' Jimmy caught the fall
Best of Genes begins anew
[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]
Now gather 'round
We're the new fools in town
And my sounds laid down by the underground
We'll drink up all the whiskey you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Open Michael
And it's pronounced like it was fired from a broken rifle
Leaning like a turnin' motorcycle
Oily gleamin' like a golden idol
Book me, the king of the ring, and let me hold the title
I'm only messing with people who know the meaning of things
The Service Merchandise break rooms and media kings
Playground means freedom that's a feeling that stings
I'm in a grid, 30 feet away dreaming of swings and something

[Verse 3: Video Dave]
And now gather 'round, gather
We the new fools in town
And my sounds laid down by the underground
We'll drink up all the whiskey that you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is David
Pronounced with the Video
VHS, Betamax, analog, digital
We the best, braid the raps, let's get physical
Throwback rap tracks, swole fat backpacks, for delivery
Fresher than what you're giving me
Nostalgia like a motha' fucka, you ever read The Giving Tree?
By Shel Silverstein?
I know you're feeling me, hey
I know you're feeling me
I know ya
My name is Celozzi-Ettleson
I feel like I am better than every David excluding Trugoy and Letterman
We the new
Gather 'round
Gather 'round
[Outro, Various]
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Just let me introduce myself
My name is
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Sounds laid down by the underground
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